When the relationship is newπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Have you ever noticed some stupid questions that some people ask their partners, when they just entered into a relationship?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If you want to know people that are just newly into relationships, they will ask questions like:

1. β€œBabe, Have you eaten tomorrow? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. β€œWhen you are sleeping, what do you do?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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And also, if they want to propose, they begin with statements like:

1. β€œBabe, You are the cockroach in my wardrobe πŸ˜‚

2. You are the sugar in my teaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. You are the rainbow in my sky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. You are the nutmeg in my cake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. You are the spider in my web πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. You are the icing on my cake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. You are the writings in my WordPress πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. You are the butter on my breadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you can add yours too

These are the ways to know when a relationship is new πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

But beware! Don’t let those guys/ladies sweet talk you! πŸ˜‚use your head!

You might be the butter on his bread, but what if he eats the bread? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You can be the cockroach in her wardrobe, but what if she kills the cockroach? πŸ˜‚

Just be wise with relationships. Don’t fall easily for sweet words. Not all are true! I repeat, NOT ALL ARE TRUE!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Yeah, do have a great day! And remember!!

Your smile is my inspiration ❀️

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94 thoughts on “When the relationship is newπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      1. Bahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha!!!! If a guy comes along writing a sweet poem involving me as a cockroach, I’ll know he’s no good!!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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      2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you are absolutely right!

        🀣🀣🀣🀣you will be like
        β€œOut of all the animals out there, it’s the cockroach you can think of??!” Really?!!! πŸ˜‚

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      3. 😹😹yeah, you are IVORY! And Ivory deserves to be treated with excessive love and care.

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I think your head have fallen off already (you’ve laughed it off) here, take it 😹😹

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  1. You are the foot to my shoe! 🀣🀣

    You are the car to my car park 🀣🀣

    You are the hair to my balding head 🀣🀣 (I am not really balding!) 🀣

    πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ƒ

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      1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        Yeah, I meant your boyfriend πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        Future wedding vows πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I must be there to witness you say it! πŸ˜‚

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    1. Are you the foot to my shoe !⛸️⛸️
      Are you the car to my car park! 🚐🚐
      Are you the hair to my balding head! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΄

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      1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        Jasmine, if a guy walks up to you physically one day and says β€œyou are the foot to my shoe”

        What will you say? How will you react?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. You’re right…Good job bro. But sooner than later when they both discover that the relationship is a scam, the question would change to something like…why do you disturb me with your calls…

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚thanks so much bro.

      Yes. Sometimes we don’t think relationship can ever be a scam, until we enter one.

      It all depends on the level of mutual commitment in both parties.

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  3. You’re the cockroach in my what nowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I’ve heard something like; You’re the only flower in my garden and I was shocked. Is there any garden that has one flower?
    Some people and their whines πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Flower in my garden πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£nawa for some guys sha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚they fit whine just to get their β€œbabe” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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