Have you ever noticed some stupid questions that some people ask their partners, when they just entered into a relationship?ππ
If you want to know people that are just newly into relationships, they will ask questions like:
1. βBabe, Have you eaten tomorrow? πππ
2. βWhen you are sleeping, what do you do?ππππ
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And also, if they want to propose, they begin with statements like:
1. βBabe, You are the cockroach in my wardrobe π
2. You are the sugar in my teaππ
3. You are the rainbow in my sky ππ
4. You are the nutmeg in my cake ππ
5. You are the spider in my web πππ
6. You are the icing on my cake ππ
7. You are the writings in my WordPress πππ
8. You are the butter on my breadππ
πππyou can add yours too
These are the ways to know when a relationship is new ππππ
But beware! Don’t let those guys/ladies sweet talk you! πuse your head!
You might be the butter on his bread, but what if he eats the bread? πππ
You can be the cockroach in her wardrobe, but what if she kills the cockroach? π
Just be wise with relationships. Don’t fall easily for sweet words. Not all are true! I repeat, NOT ALL ARE TRUE!!ππππ π
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Yeah, do have a great day! And remember!!
Your smile is my inspiration β€οΈ
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Replied back to your email! π
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ππreplied back also
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Well if he is the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Mac to my cheese than we got it going on ππ
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LOLOLOLOL. I’ve never heard of those before! Love them!!
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ππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£well, Iβm glad you know of these now.
Before a guy comes writing a poem on them and you go awwwwwww πππ
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Bahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha!!!! If a guy comes along writing a sweet poem involving me as a cockroach, I’ll know he’s no good!!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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ππππππππyou are absolutely right!
π€£π€£π€£π€£you will be like
βOut of all the animals out there, itβs the cockroach you can think of??!β Really?!!! π
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LOLOL. “The least you could have done was make me a lioness!!!”
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πππthen the guy would say
βEven the cockroach is lord of the lionessβ π
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Then he’d be in big trouble!!ππ
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πππbig big big big trouble
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He’d be in such big trouble, he’d probably never get out of it.
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π π π but such boys can never get near you πππππ
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True, true. I’m WAY to cool for them. Also, I’m laughing my head off right now.
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πΉπΉyeah, you are IVORY! And Ivory deserves to be treated with excessive love and care.
ππI think your head have fallen off already (youβve laughed it off) here, take it πΉπΉ
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Oh my goodness, thank you so much. I’ve been looking for it!
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It’s so funny πππ€£π€£ …βbabe you are Cocroarch in my wardrobeβwho says this?? πππππ€£π€£
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πππππlet me answer your rhetorical question
Boys that just found a relationship for the first time in their lives!!! Says these!!!π
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You are the foot to my shoe! π€£π€£
You are the car to my car park π€£π€£
You are the hair to my balding head π€£π€£ (I am not really balding!) π€£
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Hair to my balding head π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Honestly, youβve got some pretty good lines here.
You should use them for your partner ππ
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ππππ Thanks! lol! πππ
Thanks for the tip but, what partner?! π I’ll just entwine these into my future wedding vows! π
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Yeah, I meant your boyfriend π€©π€©π€©π€©πππππ
Future wedding vows πππ I must be there to witness you say it! π
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Oh yeah, my imaginary boyfriend, I remember him… π€£ π€£π€£
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ππππyeah. I think Iβve seen him too
Heβs tall and he has a great smile
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Ahh, that’s the one! π
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Iβve copied your email and deleted the comment π
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Thanks!! ππ€
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ππππheβs with me presently. Heβs by my side
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Lol! π Nah you are mistaken! He is right here! π
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πππare you sure about that??!!!
I donβt think so!
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Alright, you win!
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He went fishing! ππ
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πΉπΉπΉπΉhe caught a Shark. We are eating it right now
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He doesn’t eat shark… π€π€ ππ
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ππππthen I know your boyfriend better than you do!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know my boyfriend
More than you!
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Nice one nice one
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Hehe! πππ
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Are you the foot to my shoe !βΈοΈβΈοΈ
Are you the car to my car park! ππ
Are you the hair to my balding head! π΄π΄
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Yes!! πππ
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Jasmine, if a guy walks up to you physically one day and says βyou are the foot to my shoeβ
What will you say? How will you react?πππππ
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I would say “This is meant to be! You are the hair to my balding head!” ππ And we would probably get married that day… π²π
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πππβ…get married that day..βππππππππππ
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Haha, such a fun post. π
And, oh, I guess this one would break the record for a post that had the most number of π these emojis, keep writing more, great posts !!!
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πππππI guess so πππ
I really used that emoji a lot in this post.
Well, I should be given an award for that by the lords of emojis π
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And because this comment is hilarious its my turn to use that emoji now
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My favorite line is from an old movie set in Myrtle Beach called “Shag” where the bad-boy says, “Giiiirl, you make me think” (you get the feeling it’s not a common occurrence for him by the way he says it)
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πππππππβ …you make me thinkβπππππ
Wowππthatβs funny and deep
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If he’s the chocolate chips to my cookie, I’M IN! But if he eats me I’ll slap the sweet life out of him. π *hair flip*
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πππyou will slap him from his belly right? Cuz he ate you π€ͺπ€ͺ
πChocolate chips to cookie ππ
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Nice analysis π π ππ
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ππππthanks
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cockroach in my wardrobe? thats crazy dude!!ππ€£π€£π€£
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ππππππwell…..
Itβs crazily romantic π
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Crazily romantic!!π π π
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“Without you I can’t breathe” πππ
Don’t know how you do it but this is so funny Vincent!
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ππππthat one is one big scam that guys always say πππππππ
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But some people really can’t breathe. Are you saying they’re lying. π€£π€£π€£
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πππwell ……
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Thanks so much for reading bro
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You’re welcome.
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You’re right…Good job bro. But sooner than later when they both discover that the relationship is a scam, the question would change to something like…why do you disturb me with your calls…
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πππthanks so much bro.
Yes. Sometimes we donβt think relationship can ever be a scam, until we enter one.
It all depends on the level of mutual commitment in both parties.
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You’re the cockroach in my what nowππ
I’ve heard something like; You’re the only flower in my garden and I was shocked. Is there any garden that has one flower?
Some people and their whines ππ
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Flower in my garden ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£nawa for some guys sha πππthey fit whine just to get their βbabeβ πππ
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Are you not a guyππ
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Funny post
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ππthanks so much for reading
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Welcome
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Hey, how are you doing?
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Am doing just fine Vincent. How about you?
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Thatβs wonderful to hear
Iβm also doing great thanks for asking
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Hahaha, Amazing.. you are right, partner is just like sugar in the TEA… π π β€
Spirituality Awakening
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but I donβt take sugar in my tea π’
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Ahahaha, It means you love to be a Single … LOL π π
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ππππππwell, Iβm just taking my time to find the right person for me
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Hahaha. Hope you will find soon π
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Sure π
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Hey how are you doing Angel?
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I am doing Okay Bro, How are you doing?
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Thatβs great to hear! Iβm also doing good thanks for asking π
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You are most welcome π
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