The day I will never forget ๐Ÿ˜…

So Ruthie, a fantastic blogger and soon to become blogstar, asked me about the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

And I remembered one experience and thought it would be best sharing it with you. ๐Ÿ˜… Trust me, itโ€™s not what you will expect.

Plus, I will explain everything in details.

Shall we proceed? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


So it was a Saturday morning (I think) and you know the atmosphere that comes with Saturday? Yeah, that cool and wonderful atmosphere.

So I decided to go to my neighborโ€™s house to play with the children (itโ€™s been long since I visited them)

I got there and everything looked bright!

They were happy to see me, I was happy to see them. Everything was popping! โœจ

Then a baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ arrived

Just when I was playing with the children, I saw a baby crawl out of a room. โ€œA baby!!โ€ I shouted๐Ÿ˜ƒ

I love babies. I love the way they tighten their grip on your fingers. I was very happy to see and carry a baby after a long time.

So I went to the baby and picked her up. (A female)

She was just smiling at me and I assumed she was smiling because she saw her reflection on my glasses. Maybe ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Then I started tickling her.

And she was laughing ๐Ÿ˜†. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— (carrying babies and feeling them laugh is a very wonderful experience) ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Then the part I didnโ€™t know

She had just finished breastfeeding ๐Ÿคฑ

And I didnโ€™t know that. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

So as I was tickling her, something happened. Something unexpected happened.

She vomited breast milk on me!!! And it got into my mouth ๐Ÿคข

This was the exact position I was. But I lifted the baby a little higher so the vomit came down directly on my face.

As I was tickling her, I kept my mouth close to her face (making funny sounds).

Then she vomited and part of it entered my mouth. Like can you imagine!!?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

And she was smiling afterwards! Like she knew exactly what she had just done! ๐Ÿ˜…

โ€œGot you!!! Look at the expression on Vincentโ€™s faceโ€!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

And for some reasons that Iโ€™m yet to understand, I tasted it (the breast milk)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Iโ€™m sorry to say, but I was disappointed when I didnโ€™t taste sugar๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Like I was expecting baby milk to be like the normal milk we take. ๐Ÿ˜‚ silly me

And now, the baby is now 6-7 years old, and I will definitely break this story to her very soon. Iโ€™m waiting for the right time ๐Ÿ˜‚

So thatโ€™s one of the days I will never forget!!

So whatโ€™s the day you will never forget? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ



Hey there ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ in case this is your first time here, Iโ€™m Vincent Ehindero and all what I do is make myself inspired by making you smile ๐Ÿ˜Š

So how about we discuss and engage with each other so I get to know you more and learn from you and you learn from me? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Your smile is my inspiration โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

Published by Vincent Ehindero

A co-founder and CEO of High Foster. Vincent is a humorous guy that has a wonderful talent of blending growth secrets with relatable experiences. He is also a founder of a nonprofit organization that focuses on developing children and youths.

68 thoughts on “The day I will never forget ๐Ÿ˜…

  1. Hahaha….Omg ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท. I seriously cringed all the way ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. I have 2 nieces and gladly thiss..never happened to me. Though they vomited on me a few times while I was burping them.

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  2. Lol that is hilarious. But fresh breast milk tastes much much better than freshly vomited breastmilk. Just FYI. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Also if one gently burps the baby before tickling, the baby will be less likely to vomit thereafter. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #funfactsfromamom ;))

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      1. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ also, use a burb cloth. for known big barfers, have a bowl ready at all times. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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      2. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…burb cloth โœ…โœ…

        I just hope that as a guy, I remember all these things ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        And the funniest thing is that, babies will laugh when they either vomit/poop on you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        Why? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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      3. Ahahahaha this is bringing back so many memories and I am genuinely laughing out loud. Thank you so much for this. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. Only babies know why — i.e. because it truly is funny. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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      4. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…Iโ€™m glad you are remembering old memories

        You are highly welcome ๐Ÿ™ your smile is my inspiration ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

        ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚yeah, they know the displeasure that comes with what theyโ€™ve done. And I think your reaction to it cracks them up ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      5. Yes I do think it’s the reaction. Also… the satisfaction. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜† Thanks again and have a lovely lovely day/eve Vincent. ๐Ÿ˜Š Stay dry. ๐Ÿ˜†โ˜”๏ธ

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Nanchi, would you ever want to taste milk that looks like you added 4 glasses of water and one tablespoon of milk powder? ๐Ÿ˜‚

      So everything seems tasteless?

      ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  3. Ha ha ha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ That was funny and yes indeed a memorable experience ๐Ÿ˜œ. Can’t point out most of my funny moments, I was a laughing stock during my childhood ๐Ÿ˜ something funny to remember ๐Ÿค” I got caught wearing my mom’s dress ๐Ÿ˜œ I just wanted to try how they wear a complicated attire, you know the typical indian one, guess what? I nailed it๐Ÿ˜‰. She was amazed at my skill but not appreciated instead an one hour advice and threatened they will take me to psychiatrist. I was shocked and asked her how dresses can define one’s gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ she warned me if I ever touch that she will punish me๐Ÿ˜œ. people didn’t change and my opinion towards that never changed too.. clothing doesn’t define a gender ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

      Caught trying to wear momโ€™s dress๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Wow๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      This is so funny and a great experience for you!

      2020 Law of Simon says –

      โ€œClothing doesnโ€™t define a genderโ€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      At that point, baby milk was all that was on my mind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…I didnโ€™t even think of mouthwash ๐Ÿ˜‚

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚nahh, you canโ€™t gross out! You will love the experience ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. This was the most hilarious story I have ever heard!!๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    The cute girl ( oh I am sure of that!), Will be happy to give you a memorable day forever!
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Oh yes sheโ€™s cute. And even till now, anything I move close to hug her, I remember this experience. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      I will tell her soon! ๐Ÿ˜‚

      Aathmana!!!!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŠHow are you doing?!!

      Howโ€™s your baking hobby going?

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚thanks man

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚yeah, that danfo man that was behaving like nothing is happening. He had a carefree attitude ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      I read it and even saved it. It was very very relatable, especially for me ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  5. OH MY GOSH! WELL! I LOVE babies but…
    I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to be in your position then! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Give me a sec… I’m laughing so hard… Great, My stomach is hurting now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I’ve never heard anything like that experience! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Lollllll!

    Tell me when you tell the girl about this, I cannot imagine her reaction! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Breast milk ๐Ÿ˜‚ well, unlike most people, I can still remember the taste of breast milk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ considering that I tasted it when I was a bit older. Thanks to the amazing baby ๐Ÿ˜‚

      I will try my best to make a post when I tell her. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      She will not even know how to react ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        Oh Lil Phoenix, he’s getting a little bit better, I’m giving him daily medication and he’s almost back to normal, playing with his sister, Skye and fighting and stealing her food ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
        Oh and I changed my profile picture to Phoenix ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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      2. ๐Ÿ˜ƒthatโ€™s great to hear

        ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚stealing her food?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        Yeah, I noticed that immediately I saw your message ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

        So adorable ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      To imagine the taste of breast milk, put a spoon of milk inside 1 glass of water. Without sugar being added๐Ÿ˜‚

      I donโ€™t understand how itโ€™s so appealing to babies

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  6. Whatttt????? Really??? ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข
    This was SUPER funny to read ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I wonder how she would react after you tell her๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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