She got home very angry π€ and of course, when females are angry, who are you not to give them attention?ππ
And I innocently told her to CALM DOWN. But she yelled the more π€£π€£
Which brings us to our first rule
1. Never tell a lady to calm downπ€£π€£π€£π€£
I donβt know how provoking an innocent word like βCalm downβ could be. π
But it seems like ladies donβt like anyone using the word when they are angry.
Or is it just me thatβs thinking too far?π
Iβm pretty sure some guys can relate to this. πbut if you didnβt know until now, well, this is a fantastic tip. πππ€ͺ
2. When they ask you about their dresses π never reply in the negativeπππππ
Okay, I think I will use my mum as an example π
It happens most times when mom is going out, maybe for an event or ceremony.
This is how the conversation goes:
Mom: (after wearing her cloth) Vincent!! (She calls)
Me: Iβm coming!
Mom: is my dress fine? Should I wear this one?
Me: I donβt like it ππ
Mom: Okay, thanks so much, you are a real fashion designer (she replies sarcastically)
Me: (seeing her displeasure with my answer, I reply) Iβm sorry, I meant itβs very fine and you look wonderful in it. π
But sheβs not buying my compliment. πππ
So another rule, for the males here, never tell a lady that her cloth doesnβt look fine when she asks. That simple gesture can spoil their day π π
Ps. My mom asks my dad and my brothers also, but i think she asks me more often because I sometimes take interest in fashion π₯° a plus on my side π€
3. Never tell a lady her food isnβt superb or delicious π€£π€£π€£
For the guys reading this, have you ever eaten a ladyβs food and deep down you would have preferred to eat poop π© instead? πππ
But when she asks you, what do you say? That her food is the most delicious at that moment? π€£π€£π€£
Thatβs self torture. π€£π€£
So I wanted to be honest and sincere and truthful. I wanted to be the honest person.
And when she asked (not my mom, another good female friend of mine), I honestly told her that:
Her food was undercooked as well as salty, she added too much pepper, she made the whole food so watery, she didnβt put in all the full ingredients. And she didnβt add compliments to the food. It was all plain and simple π
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£Iβm wicked right? ππ so did I really deserve what happened after? Read on!
She looked at me with focus, and I could bet she was wishing my head could turn to hamburger π while she ate me up ππ
But it didnβt πππ, and Iβm glad, because if it did, I wonβt be here typingπ I would be in her stomach, probably poop ππ
So whenever I had the chance to visit her along with my friends, she served only them and not meπππ
She couldnβt serve me, she feared I was going to embarrass her in front of everyoneπ€£so itβs better if I didnβt taste the food π
So I was always hungry and salivating whenever we visited her home π π
Did I deserve that? πππ But I was just being honest π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Now, let me get ready for some comments coming in hard π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
And should I write a blog post about things you shouldnβt tell a guy? π Iβm sure guys want a blog post about them tooππ
As much as this was entertaining, all what is said here is purely from my experiences. You might relate to them, you might not.
Just have a fun and entertaining readπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ π π π π
Even my emojis still made you laugh/smile π€£right? Your smile is my inspiration π₯°
Omg!!! You are right…. I agree with your points…. This is simple…. But still many guys can’t figure out…. I am waiting for your post about guys…. π
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Yeah, many guys donβt know these and they keep doing it and start wondering why some ladies give them attitudes π
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How are you doing Nabeela?
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Good…. Thank you….
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Thatβs great to know. π
You welcome π
Have a fantastic day! And remember to stay safe π
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Thank you…. Same to you
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Hahah this is super fun dear but reality as well π»π»π»βοΈβοΈ
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Thanks so much Neha π€
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This is an amazing post! Keep it up Vincent!
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I actually think it is very important to be honest. That way I don’t cook what you don’t like. It might hut my feelings at first, but I want you to be happy, and well nourished. So as a good friend, I will try again. I did this with my husband, so that in 30 years we are not getting a divorce because he secretly doesn’t like my meatloaf and I make it 3 times a week! He always tells the truth and my cooking improved!
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Yes π
At least, Iβve found someone that agrees to my point of being honest.
But it depends on the receiver. If you tell some people your true mind about their food, some of them might take it personal, while some of them might use it as an improvement.
It all depends on the way the person receives it, and the manner you present it to the person.
But Iβm happy your husband tells the truth, now your cooking has improved and Iβm definitely sure that heβs so happy and proud of your cooking now πβ¨β¨β¨β¨
I hope you are having a fantastic day?ππ
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πππLOL! What a hilarious and entertaining post! πI must share this….
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ππIβm glad you loved it
I do have crazy experiences right? π
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π Yeah!
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You should do like a weekly comedy thing. Cheer everyone’s spirits up on WordPress.
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ππi will look into that, thanks so much for the suggestion
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πYour welcome! I’m full of ideas and don’t hesitate to share them with a friend π
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Wow π€©
If you have any ideas that I would be interested in, Iβm always available π€ͺπ€ͺ
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Great! Now, what ideas would you like for? π
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Any ideas π‘
As long as the ideas can make not only me, but other people to be happy as well π
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πππI’ll think… Just tell me when you need them!
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Okay π
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Your welcome π π π
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Oh and I found this really beautiful post that i thought you might like…
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Do check it out and tell me how you found it!
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I can tell that you are very young. When a woman seems to be losing her mind, some times she just needs to vent. She yells because she doesn’t want to put her hand through the wall. Of course, you don’t tell her to calm down! You are saying she is out of control when she’s actually under very strict control. She is avoiding killing someone. What do you say instead? “I can tell you are very upset! Is there something I can do for you?” That shocks her into calmness because now she has to think of an answer.
When she asks you how her clothes look, you cannot answer directly. She doesn’t want an answer, she wants confirmation. So you ask her a question back. “How does it feel?” “Are you dressing for a formal or casual occasion?” If she has a choice of 2, ask her to try on the 2nd one. Then choose. “This one makes you look beautiful and sophisticated.” “I like the blue one, it brings out your eyes.” “It looks like the black one is more comfortable.” You haven’t actually made the choice, but you are giving an honest opinion of how things look to you without saying something disparaging.
When she asks what you think about what she’s cooking, you are NOT a food critic! You don’t lie! She can tell! But instead, you find something you like and comment on this. You say, “I love lamb!” and don’t add that it was undercooked. “Oh I love this dish! Have you ever tried it with curry?” While we were in Rome, we had monkfish. It was without a doubt the worst food I have ever eaten. When they asked how we liked it, my husband said he’d never had monkfish before. I answered that it was new and interesting. Will I ever have monkfish again. Not on purpose. You can be honest without being brutal.
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Wow! π
I canβt explain how deeply and happy I am with what you just wrote πβ¨
You have made a very valid point, and Iβm very sure that anyone that comes across your comment will be very enlightened.
I will take your tips to heart and next time I find myself in a similar situation, I now know what to do, thanks to you ππ
Thatβs why we youths need the experiences of fantastic and intelligent people like you.
Thanks so so much πππ
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Love it! β€β€β€π€π€π€π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππππππ
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πthanks πππ
Iβm glad you love it π
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Interesting blog, actually this is really a deep thinking……
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Thanks π
Thanks for taking your time to read it
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Hey….very well penned Vincent ππ
You understand women really well…I must say. And the cooking part…π
When somebody too tell me…. that this is not well cooked or something….or this thing is missing…I use to get pissed off…
What I do is…to take the plate from that person..π n ask ..to cook the same dish for me…
Will decide then….who cooks betterπ
And the… dressing part…π better not to say….π€
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Yeah, I think women generally love people to appreciate their food.
But some men intentionally annoy them by commenting negative about their food πππ
Thatβs the best thing to do. Take the plate and let them cook their own dish π
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Yeahππ
It’s called tit for tatπ
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Yeah ππ
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πππ Agreed
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Thanks for reading ππ
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Hahahaha!! It’s a fun post π LoL π Hands down I agree to all the three points π
When you say calm down when we are angry, it’s like you probably think we are angry just like that, without a real reason. all we need is someone to listen why we are mad. Just Listen, No advise !! There you go, I gave you the secret π
Regarding the Dress, I think we already know that we look Fab and probably you didn’t notice that, so just to make sure you notice, we ask you this question π
Cooking- Well well well. If someone has put so much effort, it’s better to just be grateful and say how amazing the dish is π
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Hmmm π thanks for the secret π, now, I will just try my best to listen and not advise π€
πππif you already look fabulous, you want to make we guys jealous by making sure we noticeππππbut instead, we turn tables upside down ππ
Yes, I think I will try to be very appreciative concerning their dishes, considering the work theyβve put
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Awesome! π
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So true indeed.. but you know, I have seen many people complain about the food even if the food is tasty. Eg: my dad. He does it only to annoy her and the day ends up, him starving and apologizing to my Amma (mom).
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πππππsometimes, my dad does it also.
But of course, when they starve, they realize how life-saving their wifeβs food is ππππ
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Lol a fun post Vincent made my day for sure π Super fun and so true, cant wait for the post on guys π π π Have a Lovely day and take care
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ππthanks smile
Of course, I will try to make a post on guys soon π
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Vincent, I think is the funniest blog post I’ve read….thanks for the laugh.
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πππthanks so much
Iβm really glad you enjoyed the post π€
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This was fun π. Although yea I totally agree with the be honest part. Looking forward to what you shouldn’t tell a guy !!
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Thanks π
I just saw this comment, I donβt know why WordPress didnβt notify me.
Of course, I will do a post on the boys also
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Hahaha this was real fun post, ROTF ππ€£π€£π€£
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Thanks for reading π€
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Always a pleasure to read your posts Vincent π
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Hahah π right !
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Good job! ππ
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πππππIβm glad you read it
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πππ it was very interesting and very true! ππ
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The first one is soo true, I get trash talked when I ask my mom to calm down and stop screaming on me for no reasonπ
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πππguess Iβm not the only one who can relate to these π
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I love this Vince!! Especially since you used your own experience!! (*million laughing emojies*)
The ‘calm down’ is dangerous!! Beware! It will only get worse, but it differs with different people!
As for the dress one, good point! Most girls will agree. π But I would prefer an honest answer cause I wouldn’t want to wear something ugly! XD
The food comment would hurt! You are def right about that!
But the story (*billion laughing emojies*)…. poor you… just for being honest XD
Your friend, Amy
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π π π CALM DOWN!!!!!π πsuch a deadly word
So if you cooked for 5 hours, and then one guy came, tasted it and condemned it completely, and you know well that your food is good and delicious, what would you do?π
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I know! XD
Well…. idk!! But probably glare at him and give him the cold shoulder!! It doesn’t seem like much, but if girls do that, it’s pretty serious!! Lol!!
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πππππcold shoulder π
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