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3 things you should never tell a ladyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

She got home very angry 😀 and of course, when females are angry, who are you not to give them attention?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And I innocently told her to CALM DOWN. But she yelled the more 🀣🀣

Which brings us to our first rule

1. Never tell a lady to calm down🀣🀣🀣🀣

I don’t know how provoking an innocent word like β€œCalm down” could be. πŸ˜ƒ

But it seems like ladies don’t like anyone using the word when they are angry.

Or is it just me that’s thinking too far?πŸ˜‚

I’m pretty sure some guys can relate to this. πŸ˜ƒbut if you didn’t know until now, well, this is a fantastic tip. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ

2. When they ask you about their dresses πŸ‘— never reply in the negativeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Okay, I think I will use my mum as an example πŸ˜…

It happens most times when mom is going out, maybe for an event or ceremony.

This is how the conversation goes:

Mom: (after wearing her cloth) Vincent!! (She calls)

Me: I’m coming!

Mom: is my dress fine? Should I wear this one?

Me: I don’t like it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mom: Okay, thanks so much, you are a real fashion designer (she replies sarcastically)

Me: (seeing her displeasure with my answer, I reply) I’m sorry, I meant it’s very fine and you look wonderful in it. πŸ˜ƒ

But she’s not buying my compliment. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So another rule, for the males here, never tell a lady that her cloth doesn’t look fine when she asks. That simple gesture can spoil their day πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Ps. My mom asks my dad and my brothers also, but i think she asks me more often because I sometimes take interest in fashion πŸ₯° a plus on my side πŸ€—

3. Never tell a lady her food isn’t superb or delicious 🀣🀣🀣

For the guys reading this, have you ever eaten a lady’s food and deep down you would have preferred to eat poop πŸ’© instead? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

But when she asks you, what do you say? That her food is the most delicious at that moment? 🀣🀣🀣

That’s self torture. 🀣🀣

So I wanted to be honest and sincere and truthful. I wanted to be the honest person.

And when she asked (not my mom, another good female friend of mine), I honestly told her that:

Her food was undercooked as well as salty, she added too much pepper, she made the whole food so watery, she didn’t put in all the full ingredients. And she didn’t add compliments to the food. It was all plain and simple πŸ˜ƒ

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣I’m wicked right? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so did I really deserve what happened after? Read on!

She looked at me with focus, and I could bet she was wishing my head could turn to hamburger πŸ” while she ate me up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

But it didn’t πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, and I’m glad, because if it did, I won’t be here typingπŸ˜‚ I would be in her stomach, probably poop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So whenever I had the chance to visit her along with my friends, she served only them and not meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

She couldn’t serve me, she feared I was going to embarrass her in front of everyone🀣so it’s better if I didn’t taste the food πŸ˜‚

So I was always hungry and salivating whenever we visited her home πŸ πŸ˜‚

Did I deserve that? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ But I was just being honest 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Now, let me get ready for some comments coming in hard 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

And should I write a blog post about things you shouldn’t tell a guy? πŸ˜ƒ I’m sure guys want a blog post about them tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

As much as this was entertaining, all what is said here is purely from my experiences. You might relate to them, you might not.

Just have a fun and entertaining readπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Even my emojis still made you laugh/smile 🀣right? Your smile is my inspiration πŸ₯°

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79 thoughts on “3 things you should never tell a ladyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  1. I actually think it is very important to be honest. That way I don’t cook what you don’t like. It might hut my feelings at first, but I want you to be happy, and well nourished. So as a good friend, I will try again. I did this with my husband, so that in 30 years we are not getting a divorce because he secretly doesn’t like my meatloaf and I make it 3 times a week! He always tells the truth and my cooking improved!

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    1. Yes 😊

      At least, I’ve found someone that agrees to my point of being honest.

      But it depends on the receiver. If you tell some people your true mind about their food, some of them might take it personal, while some of them might use it as an improvement.

      It all depends on the way the person receives it, and the manner you present it to the person.

      But I’m happy your husband tells the truth, now your cooking has improved and I’m definitely sure that he’s so happy and proud of your cooking now πŸ˜ƒβœ¨βœ¨βœ¨βœ¨

      I hope you are having a fantastic day?πŸ˜ƒπŸ™


  2. I can tell that you are very young. When a woman seems to be losing her mind, some times she just needs to vent. She yells because she doesn’t want to put her hand through the wall. Of course, you don’t tell her to calm down! You are saying she is out of control when she’s actually under very strict control. She is avoiding killing someone. What do you say instead? “I can tell you are very upset! Is there something I can do for you?” That shocks her into calmness because now she has to think of an answer.

    When she asks you how her clothes look, you cannot answer directly. She doesn’t want an answer, she wants confirmation. So you ask her a question back. “How does it feel?” “Are you dressing for a formal or casual occasion?” If she has a choice of 2, ask her to try on the 2nd one. Then choose. “This one makes you look beautiful and sophisticated.” “I like the blue one, it brings out your eyes.” “It looks like the black one is more comfortable.” You haven’t actually made the choice, but you are giving an honest opinion of how things look to you without saying something disparaging.

    When she asks what you think about what she’s cooking, you are NOT a food critic! You don’t lie! She can tell! But instead, you find something you like and comment on this. You say, “I love lamb!” and don’t add that it was undercooked. “Oh I love this dish! Have you ever tried it with curry?” While we were in Rome, we had monkfish. It was without a doubt the worst food I have ever eaten. When they asked how we liked it, my husband said he’d never had monkfish before. I answered that it was new and interesting. Will I ever have monkfish again. Not on purpose. You can be honest without being brutal.

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    1. Wow! πŸ˜ƒ

      I can’t explain how deeply and happy I am with what you just wrote πŸ™βœ¨

      You have made a very valid point, and I’m very sure that anyone that comes across your comment will be very enlightened.

      I will take your tips to heart and next time I find myself in a similar situation, I now know what to do, thanks to you πŸ™πŸ˜Š

      That’s why we youths need the experiences of fantastic and intelligent people like you.

      Thanks so so much 😊😊😊


  3. Hey….very well penned Vincent πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    You understand women really well…I must say. And the cooking part…πŸ˜…
    When somebody too tell me…. that this is not well cooked or something….or this thing is missing…I use to get pissed off…

    What I do is…to take the plate from that person..πŸ˜‚ n ask cook the same dish for me…
    Will decide then….who cooks betterπŸ˜‚

    And the… dressing part…πŸ˜…better not to say….🀭

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Yeah, I think women generally love people to appreciate their food.

      But some men intentionally annoy them by commenting negative about their food πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      That’s the best thing to do. Take the plate and let them cook their own dish πŸ˜…


  4. Hahahaha!! It’s a fun post πŸ˜€ LoL πŸ˜€ Hands down I agree to all the three points πŸ˜‰

    When you say calm down when we are angry, it’s like you probably think we are angry just like that, without a real reason. all we need is someone to listen why we are mad. Just Listen, No advise !! There you go, I gave you the secret πŸ˜›

    Regarding the Dress, I think we already know that we look Fab and probably you didn’t notice that, so just to make sure you notice, we ask you this question πŸ˜›

    Cooking- Well well well. If someone has put so much effort, it’s better to just be grateful and say how amazing the dish is πŸ˜‰

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Hmmm 😊 thanks for the secret πŸ˜ƒ, now, I will just try my best to listen and not advise πŸ€—

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚if you already look fabulous, you want to make we guys jealous by making sure we noticeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚but instead, we turn tables upside down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Yes, I think I will try to be very appreciative concerning their dishes, considering the work they’ve put

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  5. So true indeed.. but you know, I have seen many people complain about the food even if the food is tasty. Eg: my dad. He does it only to annoy her and the day ends up, him starving and apologizing to my Amma (mom).

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚sometimes, my dad does it also.

      But of course, when they starve, they realize how life-saving their wife’s food is πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚


  6. Lol a fun post Vincent made my day for sure πŸ™‚ Super fun and so true, cant wait for the post on guys πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Have a Lovely day and take care

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  7. I love this Vince!! Especially since you used your own experience!! (*million laughing emojies*)
    The ‘calm down’ is dangerous!! Beware! It will only get worse, but it differs with different people!
    As for the dress one, good point! Most girls will agree. πŸ™‚ But I would prefer an honest answer cause I wouldn’t want to wear something ugly! XD
    The food comment would hurt! You are def right about that!
    But the story (*billion laughing emojies*)…. poor you… just for being honest XD
    Your friend, Amy

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    1. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…CALM DOWN!!!!!πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚such a deadly word

      So if you cooked for 5 hours, and then one guy came, tasted it and condemned it completely, and you know well that your food is good and delicious, what would you do?πŸ˜‚

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