She got home very angry 😤 and of course, when females are angry, who are you not to give them attention?😂😂
And I innocently told her to CALM DOWN. But she yelled the more 🤣🤣
Which brings us to our first rule
1. Never tell a lady to calm down🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know how provoking an innocent word like “Calm down” could be. 😃
But it seems like ladies don’t like anyone using the word when they are angry.
Or is it just me that’s thinking too far?😂
I’m pretty sure some guys can relate to this. 😃but if you didn’t know until now, well, this is a fantastic tip. 😂😂🤪
2. When they ask you about their dresses 👗 never reply in the negative😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, I think I will use my mum as an example 😅
It happens most times when mom is going out, maybe for an event or ceremony.
This is how the conversation goes:
Mom: (after wearing her cloth) Vincent!! (She calls)
Me: I’m coming!
Mom: is my dress fine? Should I wear this one?
Me: I don’t like it 😂😂
Mom: Okay, thanks so much, you are a real fashion designer (she replies sarcastically)
Me: (seeing her displeasure with my answer, I reply) I’m sorry, I meant it’s very fine and you look wonderful in it. 😃
But she’s not buying my compliment. 😂😂😂
So another rule, for the males here, never tell a lady that her cloth doesn’t look fine when she asks. That simple gesture can spoil their day 😅😅
Ps. My mom asks my dad and my brothers also, but i think she asks me more often because I sometimes take interest in fashion 🥰 a plus on my side 🤗
3. Never tell a lady her food isn’t superb or delicious 🤣🤣🤣
For the guys reading this, have you ever eaten a lady’s food and deep down you would have preferred to eat poop 💩 instead? 😂😂😂
But when she asks you, what do you say? That her food is the most delicious at that moment? 🤣🤣🤣
That’s self torture. 🤣🤣
So I wanted to be honest and sincere and truthful. I wanted to be the honest person.
And when she asked (not my mom, another good female friend of mine), I honestly told her that:
Her food was undercooked as well as salty, she added too much pepper, she made the whole food so watery, she didn’t put in all the full ingredients. And she didn’t add compliments to the food. It was all plain and simple 😃
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m wicked right? 😂😂 so did I really deserve what happened after? Read on!
She looked at me with focus, and I could bet she was wishing my head could turn to hamburger 🍔 while she ate me up 😂😂
But it didn’t 😂😂😂, and I’m glad, because if it did, I won’t be here typing😂 I would be in her stomach, probably poop 😂😂
So whenever I had the chance to visit her along with my friends, she served only them and not me😂😂😂
She couldn’t serve me, she feared I was going to embarrass her in front of everyone🤣so it’s better if I didn’t taste the food 😂
So I was always hungry and salivating whenever we visited her home 🏠😂
Did I deserve that? 😂😂😂 But I was just being honest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now, let me get ready for some comments coming in hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And should I write a blog post about things you shouldn’t tell a guy? 😃 I’m sure guys want a blog post about them too😂😂
As much as this was entertaining, all what is said here is purely from my experiences. You might relate to them, you might not.
Just have a fun and entertaining read🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😅😅😅😅😅
Even my emojis still made you laugh/smile 🤣right? Your smile is my inspiration 🥰